Kitty Litter Cowboy

For Scott “Records” Roddy
Parody of Mel Tillis’ “Coca-Cola Cowboy”

You used to spin all that gold
But “Records” got sort of old
And you got an offer you could not refuse
So you left Johnson County
And got a job downtowny
Playing country music on Hank in the afternoon
And we say….

(Chorus)
You’re just a Kitty Litter cowboy
You got a goofy laugh and Webster’s big ol’ ears
“When You’re Hot You’re Hot” hangs on your office wall
And eating carrot cake brings you to tears

You know you’re never alone
Cause you take requests on the phone
And you let your listeners vote on “Hank or Stank”
You put recipes online
And it don’t cost a dime
To find out how to make Kitty Litter Cake
I say….

You’re just a Kitty Litter cowboy
You got a goofy laugh and Webster’s big ol’ ears
“When You’re Hot You’re Hot” hangs on your office wall
And drinking peach milkshakes brings you to tears

Guitar solo

We say…
You’re just a Kitty Litter cowboy
You got a goofy laugh and Webster’s big ol’ ears
“When You’re Hot You’re Hot” hangs on your office wall
And eating anything brings you to tears

Yes, eating anything brings you to tears

Lyrics by Paul J. Hoffman

Sept. 5, 2006

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