Little Old Lady from Wauwatosa

Parody of “Little Old Lady from Pasadena” by the Beach Boys

 

It’s the little old lady from Wauwatosa

 

The little old lady from Wauwatosa

Go Gilles, Chancery, and Colonel Harts now

Has a pretty nasty case of halitosis

Go Gilles, Chancery, and Colonel Harts now

She used to hang all night in the village

Before they ever thought to build the Harmony Bridge

 

And everybody’s saying that there’s nobody cooler

Than the little old lady from Wauwatoosa

She likes to cruise down Highway Hundred

She’s the terror of Jackson Park Boulevard

 

It’s the little old lady from Wauwatosa

 

She always wants the Raiders and Trojans to play fair

Go Gilles, Chancery, and Colonel Harts now

She used to love shopping at a place called Mayfair

Go Gilles, Chancery, and Colonel Harts now

Well, she’s gonna go to the Highlands sooner or later

And she yells at Flatlanders: “Aina hey der!”

 

And everybody’s saying that there’s nobody cooler

Than the little old lady from Wauwatoosa

She likes to cruise down Highway Hundred

She’s the terror of curvy Swan Boulevard

 

It’s the little old lady from Wauwatosa

 

~Instrumental~

Go Gilles, Chancery, and Colonel Harts now

~Instrumental~

Go Gilles, Chancery, and Colonel Harts now

Liberace tried to buy the Austin Mansion

And she used to go golfing at a course called Hansen

 

And everybody’s saying that there’s nobody cooler

Than the little old lady from Wauwatoosa

She likes to cruise down Highway Hundred

She’s the terror of Grantosa Boulevard

 

It’s the little old lady from Wauwatosa

 

Go Gilles, Chancery, and Colonel Harts now

Go Gilles, Chancery, and Colonel Harts now

Go Gilles, Chancery, and Colonel Harts now

Go Gilles, Chancery, and Colonel Harts now

 

By Paul J. Hoffman

May 24, 2007

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